OH NO IT’S ELECTION TIME

At the weirdly early hour of 8am last Sunday, our Teashop, Bertie the Likeable, decided to call the election most sane citizens have been dreading for the past few weeks. Already, the charmless features of the men and women pandering for our vote are adorning every lamp-post in the country.

Imagine the mind set of someone who gets their photograph taken and then has it enlarged, transferred to hard, unsustainable plastic and plastered up hundreds of lamp posts? Do they really think we appreciate this visual litter? Does it make a blind bit of difference to how we vote?

Just in case any politician or canvasser in the Dun Laoghaire constituency happens to read this, here’s what I DON’T want from you:
– I DON’T want you at my doors spewing out unrealistic promises you’ll never keep.
– I DON’T want a free copy of the PD manifesto Mr McDowell (Is the man for real? He’s printing a copy for every Irish household. He thinks we’ll read it, the poor deluded sod!).
– I DON’T want leaflets telling me how sorry you are you just missed me (I was in, Mr Andrews; you could have at least given me the opportunity to slam the door in your face).
– I DON’T want your faces staring down at me wherever I go.
– In fact I DON’T want to know anything about you, and that includes the Green candidate, who has my vote because of the party’s policies and nothing else.

Below is an excellent letter from yesterday’s Irish Times, which says everything that needs to be said (we’ll forgive the writer’s lifelong allegiance to Labour) .

Madam,

Soon the Irish electorate will have a choice between two (or perhaps more) alternatives. As a lifelong Labour supporter I personally baulk at the prospect of voting Enda Kenny et al into Government Buildings, but I have finally been swayed by the joint economic programme for Government published by the two main Opposition parties which at last provides a real alternative to the current tired administration.

Fianna Fáil has no intrinsic ideology of its own any more, save the imperative of power at all costs. Its policies have been mostly skewed in favour of the builders, developers and propertied classes who have dug up most of Ireland and “dug out” public representatives in financial difficulties.

Fianna Fáil takes its identity and ideology from whoever its coalition partners happen to be. With the PDs it’s a Thatcherite agenda, with Labour a vaguely centre-left pose. With Sinn Féin it would be a tad more Republican. With the Greens no doubt it would re-cycle itself accordingly.

For the past 10 years this country has been governed by a PD-led government, with monetarism the “meat in the sandwich”. That party can take some credit for its clout in government but none for its baleful, toxic influence on our society as implemented by its Ministers for injustice, inequality and ill health.

The people of Ireland would never have willingly voted for Thatcherism. This Government has widened the gap between rich and poor, failed the marginalised and vulnerable, emasculated the trade union movement through so-called “partnership” and fostered a culture where those on higher, SSIA-bloated incomes are only the biggest pigs who get the most swill from the trough. In this two-finger culture the devil takes the hindmost.

This government has sold off the roofs of State offices to the mobile phone industry, oblivious of the health and safety of public sector workers. It has flogged our oil and gas to Shell, Statoil and Exxon Mobil while Irish consumers pay exorbitant rates in their utility bills. It has sold the Hill of Tara, our equivalent of the Valley of the Kings, to vested interests.

It is only short of hawking hats and scarves to its wealthy friends on corporate street corners and erecting a hot dog stand to boot. Do the people of Ireland really want to re-elect such a crowd of chancers as “Del Boy” Ahern and the rest of his Trotters?

Only two things have grown consistently in Ireland in the last decade – property prices and suicides. – Yours, etc,

DAVID FAY, Leix Road, Dublin 7.

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