Here it is – the only tree left on P*lm Island, a sand bar transformed into a nice day’s excursion from the Corniche by the addition of a luxuriant covering of – what else? – palm trees.
But then came a problem. Beach volleyball, featuring scantily clad women, is going to feature at a forthcoming major sporting event in this country. What to do, what to do? A picture of semi-naked male divers graces the walls at the airport, causing racing pulses among nubile young women and gay young men, but no matter. Only naked females cause any sort of comment here.
So the ideal solution: put those athletic and fantastically well-toned women on an island. No space for volleyball courts? Then cut down all those carefully nurtured trees. Except this one – the only living tree left on Palm Island (it looks like an acacia…).
Will they replace the trees once the naked women have left? Watch this space….
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